When you're regarded as the best soccer player in the world and you've got a whole bunch of time on your hands, what's the best course of action? Start an Oasis tribute bands of course.

The traveshamockery that is the Albert Haynesworth conditioning test continued on at full steam, the latest embarrassment: being shown up by a local female reporter.

No matter what he does in his professional baseball career, Nationals number one Bryce Harper may also be known as the first top pick to use social media as contract leveraging tool.

The investigation into the murder of former NBA player Lorenzen Wright took a bizarre twist on Friday with the news that the police are now questioning his ex-wife.

Warning: story is not safe for anyone who doesn't want to be forced to imagine what Rick Pitino looks like mid-coitus.

If at any point after the Decision you thought to yourself 'Wow, I bet those season tickets will sell themselves.' then you were 100% right.

The Texans David Anderson recently performed some raunchy stand up for a crowd in Houston and in somewhat of surprise, his material was actually pretty funny.

18 year old Ashley Freiberg's early success on the racetrack have drawn the inevitable comparisons to Danica Patrick - which I can only assume means she'll be a great marketing tool despite being a mediocre driver.

As if being completely embarrassed in front of the whole world at last month's World Cup wasn't enough, the North Korean soccer team were raked over the coals (no, not literally) when they returned home as well.

The reason behind Ravens rookie Sergio Kindle's fall last week may be narcolepsy, according to Kindle's college coach Mack Brown.

The former Oregon Duck is looking to get back into the college game and a full-court press on restoring his public images is the first thing on his agenda.

Insufferable old fogey Mercury Morris has thrust himself into the news cycle once again, which is odd since all 32 NFL teams are currently undefeated.

I don't know about you but I'm getting a little tired of all this incessant Albert Haynesworth chatter. Can't we talk about Brett Favre or something?

Oh golf, please don't ever change your antiquated rules and their subsequent unnecessarily harsh penalties. Or just completely revamp them so they make sense. Either or.

Hey man...you ever see the inside of the former home of an abysmal NFL franchise....on weed?