I bet Tiger couldnt pass a DUI Checkpoint at 1:30

I don't usually do this but I have to brag a little bit because I just passed a DUI checkpoint with flying colors. Officer didn't tell me what I blew but you can bet your ass it was under .08! Quite possibly the most nervous I have been in my life.

"No question" is my new line of the next 6 months. For some reason I get attached to saying certain words and "no question" is something I just cant stop saying all of a sudden. SO in the spirit of my new word there is no question Phil Mickelson doesn't win the Wachovia. Guy is in the zone.

Also if that really cute blonde girl I was talking to tonight is reading this please leave your number or some contact info.
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Damn man, your attempts to provoke the yard... will probably work =P

I'm not a cute blonde girl but call anytime!

Something must be wrong with your "game" if you have to solicit phone numbers over the web :) Aren't pro athletes supposed to have serious gaaaame!

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