Caption contest: 25 free copies of "Iron Man"

The number on the jersey represents how many times he will turn the ball over tonight.

Homer Simpson works in Pittsburg now??? DOH, were in trouble!

If he really did have five turnovers, you would have won easily. Fortunately that wasn't the case.

"Even immobile cartoon men wearing Steeler overalls pick off my passes!"

And in our first episode of "Pittsburgh:The Terrible Toons"...

um i got a thumbs down... i guess it was a steelers fan who didnt know what i ment by terrible toons... lets make it simple... see how is a cartoon guy? so instead of the terrible towel, yall can have the terrible toons... wasnt calling steelers terrible!

"Since when did Howie Long get simpsonized and put in Steelers' overalls?"

The Joe Flacco Show: "I can't believe I'm being outclassed by a cartoon."

Whoa! I didn't think it was possible for someone to have a bigger mouth than Bart Scott!

WINNER (StetSportsBlog).

Note to all winners: Someone (i.e. not me) will contact you to coordinate getting you the DVD.

Thanks... and congratulations! If you didn't win, enter the next caption contest posted by my colleague Alana G (aka MissGossip):

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Maybe if I just stand here and look at the camera, this kid will leave me alone.

QB Joe Flacco was forced to stand in today in a mascot stare down when Baltimore's "Proposition"Joe uncharacteristically no-showed.

Quality Prop Joe reference.

Amen. There's never a bad time for a Prop Joe reference. Damn you, Marlo! You took him from us!

It's not what you think Joe; "Steel Erection" is a term we use in the construction industry.

WINNER (hiphop).

"Maybe I should trade Pittsburgh Paul Bunyan my helmet for his Heinz Hard Hat?"

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"But Mr. Steelers Mascot Guy I don't want to versus the Steelers! They might hit me and stuff! I'd much rather sleep in and watch Iron Man tomorrow on the ol' big screen."

Wow....this comment got absolutely owned.

"I wish I didn't have this ridiculous grimace plastered on my face. Or at least do something about the chin!"

"Who cares if I transferred, I can't believe you STILL don't think I'm good enough to play in this city!"

"The Steelers will be playing tonight's game against the Ravens with heavy hearts as their mascot, Steely McBeam, was recently diagnosed with a severe case of advanced jaundice."

Blue Light Special.

WINNER (Harvey_Bars).

"Can i please go back to Delaware even their cartoon mascot towers over me"

"Ben, thanks for treating me to lunch, but exactly what kind of mushrooms did you put on my pizza, maaaaaan???"

Young Joe was horrified to see what Bill Cowher looked like before going into The NFL Today make-up trailer.

I thought the Steelers mascot looked familiar.

http://www.jibjab.com/view/162011

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!! never a bad time for C&C Music Factory....John Henry was a steel driving Man. queers.

Joe Flacco was overheard saying, "Mr. McBeam, could I please have the ball back now?" after his 4th interception of the night.

Young Joey balked at at the invitation to ride Steeley's beam.

WINNER (wjbrown3).

As a rookie I learn new things about the NFL every day. Today I learned just how incredibly lame an NFL mascot can actually be.

Flacco - "This is their mascot? Really? Come on this is a joke for the rookies, right?"

wooooooooooooow is that a real pice of steel between you legs.......and that ball its soooooooooo big and where did you get that helmet dammmmmmmmmmmm

Flacco - "Do I really have to play in a stadium that lets this thing run around? I thought this was a professional league."

Apparently the Steelers are so busy creating stupid mascots that they ran out of time to paint the lines on the field.

"Pittsburgh is Ravens Country" where men follow mascots and sheep!

Joe Flacco "How did I not hit my reciever? " John Harbaugh "I don't know Joe, but it's kind of hard to miss a 15 foot cartoon covering Clayton" Joe "DOH"

Flacco - "The stands are completely empty. Is it the 3rd quarter already?"

Flacco "How'd I manage to throw that pick?" Coach Harbaugh "Well isn't kind of hard to miss the 15 foot yellow DB on the field? Flacco "DOH!"

Flacco - "Maybe you should let your O-Line hold that beam. It might slow Bart Scott down enough to make the sack not hurt quite as much."

The Village People Reunion Tour. Now Casting.

"In other AFC North news, Ravens QB Joe Flacco takes time out to share a laugh with the new Head Coach of the Cleveland Browns."

Flacco - "Excuse me, Mr Cowher, it's nice to....oh sorry, sir. My mistake. I thought you were someone else."

Remember Kids, Steely says, "You're a Wacko if you cheer for Flacco!"

"Oh my god...I thought the Blue Hen was a lame mascot..."

JF: "Mr. McBeam, the economy is collapsing and our offense hasn't been good since I was in high school! I'm scared! Help me!"
SM: "I suggest a field beam."
JF: "But that doesn't even make sense! People might trip or something! That helps nothing!"
SM: :-D

Flacco: "You cannot resist the power of Flacco's gyrating hips. Your hard, stealy exterior will be putty in my paws".

Gimme my ball back or I'm gonna start snitchin'. You don't want Melo-man coming after you.

There's a sub-par rival quarterback in my heart that wants to get out, but I'm too tough for him. I say, "stay in the pocket, I'm not going to let anybody see you."

There's a sub-par rival quarterback in my heart that wants to get out, but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke, and the safeties and the defensive ends and the grocery clerks never know that he's in there.

There's a sub-par rival quarterback in my heart that wants to scramble out of the pocket,
but I'm too tough for him. I say, "stay down, do you want to mess me up? you want to screw up the works? you want to blow my jersey sales in Europe?"

There's a sub-par rival quarterback in my heart that wants to get out, but I'm too clever, I only let him out on weekdays sometimes when the stadium's empty. I say, "I know that you're there, so don't be sad." Then I put him back.

But he's flinging incompletions a little in there. I haven't quite let him die. And we play together like that, with our secret pact, and it's nice enough to make an obnoxious mascot weep. But I don't weep, do you?

i wonder if he will fit in my minivan.