Originally written on It's Always Sunny in Detroit  |  Last updated 10/5/11
As if parading NFL mole John Clayton across my television set wasn't creepy enough, now ESPN has gone and forced me to look at both men and women in incredibly awkward poses while they aren't wearing any clothes. While half of that equation (minus the men and awkward poses) sounds lovely, it actually isn't.

Sure, I happen to think U.S. women's soccer goalie Hope Solo is an attractive. But, throw some weird ripples in there as she accentuates her ganglyness (seen below) and I can't look at it very long. Here are a handful of poses out of the worst magazine ESPN puts out annually.

Gymnast Alicia Sacramone

Surfer Gretchen Bleiler
Mets shortstop Jose Reyes
Speed skater Apollo Ohno
LPGA rookie Belen Mozo

Bowler Kelly Kulick
Driver Helio Castroneves

Sprinter Natasha Hastings

Clippers forward Blake Griffin

U.S. goalkeeper Tim Howard











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