> Are all M&M's eaten by murderous freaks who like to devour talking creatues that talk?
> Do I have to be a lonely suicidal maniac to drive an Audi?
> Why did Go Daddy spend $4 million to disgust America?
> Does Amy Poehler always sexually harass tech geeks, and if so, how does she still have money?
> Is Budweiser Black Crown just for greasers?
> What does a world-wide use of security cameras have to do with selling sugar water?
> How do brawls in libraries help to sell cookies?
> Can anything make movies slower and less angry?
> Do Doritos make you cross dress, or just arouse the desire to cross-dress among people who are already susceptible?
> Did Calvin Klein really just buy a $4 million ad just to make America more homophobic?
> If milk is used by action movie actors to stop catastrophes, why doesn't it work for people who, you know, actually work for a living?
> Will owning a VW make me talk like a Jamaican stoner?