Found July 03, 2009 on Five Tool Tool: Yardbarker Blogger Network
Oh, is there anything better than ending the week and setting myself up for a lazy 3-day weekend of yard work and house maintenance than an anal violation joke? I say no, no, a thousand times no, and declare my independence from the blog, notions of taste, feelings of shame at being a 40-year-old who is still amused by wrestling and pines for the return of George "The Animal" Steele. Come back, George! A nation turns its lonely eyes to you! We don't even really care that you were actually a smart and nice guy, a Hall of Fame high school coach in your native Michigan, and that you define irony by being able to grow hair on every part of your body but your head. Anyway, go click, then blow something up. It's your right as an American!http://fivetooltool.blogspot.com - The Sports Blog That Loves You Back!
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