Found March 23, 2012 on The Victory Formation:

The city that never sleeps is in a frenzy over the recent developments in the sports world. We at The Victory Formation have come together and have a pitch for a new reality show, even though none of us are fans of the genre. Enjoy.

We’ve been in a state of Lin-sanity for a few months. You know!?! Asian-Christian-Harvard. (Ohhhh. I wonder if he’s in the Skulls like Joshua Jackson was!? Remember that movie!? CRAIG T. NELSON!?!) Oh, getting back on track. People love that guy.

Now the Jets trade for Tim Tebow. I mean it gets no bigger than Tebow. Shirt commercials. 40 minutes of SportsCenter dedicated to him. A preacher’s son. Even his boss who couldn’t wait to ship him somewhere far-far away said he’d love for him to marry his daughter! This guy is a walking $100 bill.

They’re both in New York now! Lets get Jeremy Lin off his brother’s couch, put him in a Trump penthouse with Tebow and record it all. The conversations. The phone calls. Dinner. The moment where Jeremy Lin confronts Tim Tebow after he finds out he forgot to record Davey and Goliath. ALL OF IT!

Don’t buy it? I’m not done. We add one more person to the plot! Alex Rodriguez, and we feed him alcohol and tramps. A-rod just comes home blistering drunk every night! Two or three whores on his shoulder. Eats Tebow’s leftover Outback Special. Uses all of Jeremy Lin’s Gatorade as a chaser. Falls asleep in the shower with Tebow’s loofa on his balls.

I think it sells. So lets start negotiating.  We get 50% + first right of refusal for any spinoff and/or motion picture. If you sign the attached form we’ll get rolling.

/forgot the attached


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