Going 0-2 in a weekend sucks. However, the ways that the Seahawks and Huskies lost this weekend makes it even less pleasant to be a football fan from Seattle. However, no matter how bad things get, it helps to know that it could have been worse. Here are ten ways this weekend could have sucked more.
10. Jay-Z could have canceled his concert at Key Arena on Saturday to be replaced by this guy.
9. The duct tape holding together the Alaska Way Viaduct could have ripped.
8. Clay Bennett could have tried to buy the Mariners, Seahawks, The University of Washington, The Space Needle, and Puget Sound and taken them all to Oklahoma.
7. We could have been Titans fans.
6. We could have been Eagles fans.
5. As far as I know, there are still a few Seahawks who aren't hurt yet.
4. We could have drafted Mark Sanchez and watched him manage a passer rating of 8.3 (an incomplete pass is worth 39.6)
3. The Huskies could have kept Willingham and be 0-7 right now.
2. All the TV stations could have been shut down except for one channel, and its showing The Hanna Montana movie. Furthermore, the volume and off buttons on the TV could have been broken and the remote nowhere to be found.
1. We could have to live in Oklahoma City. Take that, Bennett.
10. Jay-Z could have canceled his concert at Key Arena on Saturday to be replaced by this guy.
9. The duct tape holding together the Alaska Way Viaduct could have ripped.
8. Clay Bennett could have tried to buy the Mariners, Seahawks, The University of Washington, The Space Needle, and Puget Sound and taken them all to Oklahoma.
7. We could have been Titans fans.
6. We could have been Eagles fans.
5. As far as I know, there are still a few Seahawks who aren't hurt yet.
4. We could have drafted Mark Sanchez and watched him manage a passer rating of 8.3 (an incomplete pass is worth 39.6)
3. The Huskies could have kept Willingham and be 0-7 right now.
2. All the TV stations could have been shut down except for one channel, and its showing The Hanna Montana movie. Furthermore, the volume and off buttons on the TV could have been broken and the remote nowhere to be found.
1. We could have to live in Oklahoma City. Take that, Bennett.
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