I tried. I really did. I labored exceptionally hard to think of an appropriate pregame cocktail for this game against the Tennessee Tech . . . {Stops. Looks down at notes] . . . Golden Eagles. My home wet bar looks like Dr. Frankenstein and 'Lil Wayne opened a bartending school. So many wacky experiments in potent potables and wordplay. All for nothing. The Washaun Ale-y didn't quite work. The Rumtavious Wooten seemed a little derivative.The Vodka Martinez (shaken, not stirred) ...