Because an underachieving right fielder in Chicago can never be too careful these days ... So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read? Follow the jump for winners from last Thursday's C-a-C featuring a human sundae: Mike Carp experiences a true brain freeze 1st — phubbies. "Mike Carp looks directly at the Ark of the Covenant."2nd — adam. "After hitting his first MLB home run, Mike Carp(notes) explains to the reporter ...