Found November 04, 2009 on Ball Don't Lie:
PLAYERS: Chris Andersen
TEAMS: Denver Nuggets

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So this is how you get away with the odd crab dribble — marry an NBA ref! Best caption/imaginary conversation of LeBron "proposing" last night wins a used corsage. Good luck, ladies and Jamario Moons. After the jump, "How much wood would a Kaman chuck ..."Winner, devin c:Dat Glass.Co-runner-up, banks:"ARGH! I just Kaman my pants!"Co-runner-up, AllThatJazz:This is what the bizzaro Chris Andersen(notes) looks like ... balding, no tats and on a lotto team.
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