Found October 10, 2009 on :
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We just woke up from an afternoon nap in a cold sweat.  It was a nightmare.  We were at a Butch Davis press conference in Berea, strapped in the back seat of a golf cart that was moving with nobody driving it. Naked too.  But nobody seemed to notice us except for Carmen Policy, who was chasing after our golf cart with a syringe.  It was pouring rain inside the press room, and among the throng were children wailing and puppies howling while Davis held forth on the progress that the Browns were making, and the leadership of Gerard Warren and Kelly Holcomb on each side of the ball.(The stuff dreams are made of.)Any dream interpretation device worth a grain of salt will tell you that this can only mean that we're to take the points with Indiana today against Virginia, a seven-point favorite after getting its first win last week against Davis's Tar Heels.  We're guessing that the milk's gone bad in Carolina.  PROTIP: ...
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