Fu*k Your Parade, Yankees

Oh hey! Loogit! Very rich people being cheered as they drive through the financial district most responsible for our economic downfall! WHAT A WONDERFUL SIGHT TO SEE! I once had to spend a day working with a very obnoxious woman in a New York recording studio during the playoffs back in 2001. Every five seconds, this horrible beast of a human being would sit down and shout out to no one in particular, BOY, I TELL YA, IT'S TOUGH BEING A YANKEES FAN! Any time I tried to speak, she talked right over me to talk about the ******* Yankees. That's the kind of person celebrating down in the Canyon of Heroes: worthless sacks of **** who believe the historic superiority of their baseball team somehow makes them more important people than you or I. So allow me to take this moment to craft a very heartfelt message to the Yankees and their fans today: **** YOU. **** your team. **** your stadium. **** your history. **** it with a gun. **** you, Joe Delessio. Don't try and tell me that...