We all have seen a douchebag. But what about the existance of the girl douchebag...or G-Bag?
Yes, she does exist. And here are the tell-tale signs.
1. They are in Delta Gamma. Usually this is the hottest sorority on campus...true. But they are total G-Bags for sure. First, you can't see them in a social situation without at least once doing the reverse sun shade with their hands while posing for their 1,248th facebook pic. Some may incorrectly think that this hand motion is to emulate the gamma symbol. This is false. This motion actually depicts the handling of the trays they will mastering while on the early afternoon shift at Ruby Tuesdays one year after they graduate. Secondly, they are G-Bags because they are often found walking Sunday mornings away from the housings of D-Bag frats.
2. They wear Tiffany chain necklaces/bracelets. These are the Ugg Boots and Skirt combination for the upper body of the G-Bag. Unfortunately, the flash from the camera does not reflect strongly enough off these ornaments to blind one from seeing the "kissy face" most depicted by girls with these necklaces.
3. They utilize the Ugg boots and skirt combo. I happen to love this trend.
4. They like Kobe.
5. They post on myspace walls with "blinged-out" pre made messages like "Thankz 4 Da Add" or "Happy Hump Day!"
6. Their friends are incredibly hot. Their clique could be filled with secret operatives from Tanzania who want to poison the water supply of the county's public golf course. But if their asses look good in a pair of Seven Jeans, they can roll in the G-Bag circle.
Yes, she does exist. And here are the tell-tale signs.
1. They are in Delta Gamma. Usually this is the hottest sorority on campus...true. But they are total G-Bags for sure. First, you can't see them in a social situation without at least once doing the reverse sun shade with their hands while posing for their 1,248th facebook pic. Some may incorrectly think that this hand motion is to emulate the gamma symbol. This is false. This motion actually depicts the handling of the trays they will mastering while on the early afternoon shift at Ruby Tuesdays one year after they graduate. Secondly, they are G-Bags because they are often found walking Sunday mornings away from the housings of D-Bag frats.
2. They wear Tiffany chain necklaces/bracelets. These are the Ugg Boots and Skirt combination for the upper body of the G-Bag. Unfortunately, the flash from the camera does not reflect strongly enough off these ornaments to blind one from seeing the "kissy face" most depicted by girls with these necklaces.
3. They utilize the Ugg boots and skirt combo. I happen to love this trend.
4. They like Kobe.
5. They post on myspace walls with "blinged-out" pre made messages like "Thankz 4 Da Add" or "Happy Hump Day!"
6. Their friends are incredibly hot. Their clique could be filled with secret operatives from Tanzania who want to poison the water supply of the county's public golf course. But if their asses look good in a pair of Seven Jeans, they can roll in the G-Bag circle.
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