Macy's and the Philadelphia Inquirer are spreading false joy through Philadelphia and the Phillies fan nation. In today's paper, Macy's ran an advertisement prematurely congratulating the Phils on their back-to-back World Series championships. Oops! Well, maybe Macy's knows something the rest of us don't, which means that we're in for a helluva ride the next few days in that case. T-shirt shown above is unfortunately not for sale at Macy's stores yet. ~Carson