Asexual former Smiths singer Morrissey—he reproduces by budding!—is a schizophrenic, self-parodic man. He once claimed "he didn't need more ammunition" because I don't dwell on things I'm missing I'm just pleased with the things that I've found … on the same album he offered this advice to his former bandmates who successfully sued him … Don't close your eyes A man who slits throats Has time on his hands And I'm gonna get you So don't close you...