Jeez louise, is Paula Creamer a pain freak or what? Getta load of those shoes! Actually, you can't see her shoes - but you can imagine their cruelty by looking at the angle of Paula's feet. Not even ballerinas walk around like that.
Pity poor Cristie Kerr, who probably, putting her own high-heeled black pumps on for this gala affair, thought to herself, "Oh yeah, these are gonna be the highest heels at the party!" She screamed upon standing, but darn it, it was gonna be worth it.
And then Paula showed up, crushing both Cristie's spirit, and her own toes.
I can picture Paula at the shoe store. The attendant, Carlo, says, "Well, that's it, that's every pair of shoes in place."
"Oh, you must have one more pair," Paula implored.
"No, not one more," Carlo replied. "Well, we do have .... THE CRUEL SHOES."
LISTEN: The Cruel Shoes.
It's an .mp3 file. Just imagine "Paula" every time Steve Martin says "Anna."
Original Story:
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