Simba: “New team, different offense, overpaid, can’t be hidden as well on defense because he doesn’t have a shot-blocker behind him, signs of decline last season, high expectations, bad karma from boning over the Blazers after a verbal agreement, the day-to-day frazzles of living in a Canadian city … my **** detector is going off. Sorry, Raptor Truthers. I always trust the **** detector. Just last week, it went off even as Balloon Boy’s balloon was still floating through Colorado. Never fails me. I predict a surprisingly disappointing first season for him. And maybe even a goofy injury like plantar fasciitis or a partially torn hip labrum. Always gotta trust the **** detector.”
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