Six Pack: Vinnie's Diary

What follows is an answer to the chorus of complaints from the legions of fans tired of being distracted by ?sensible? analysis, backed by ?facts? and ?knowledge.? If you seek shelter from the twin storms that are ?reality? and ?logic,? then this is your port of call. This week at the Six Pack we have an exclusive, our first ever. We were actually able to get our hands on the running and extremely (in fact often explicitly and frighteningly) detailed diary kept by none other than Vinny Cerrat...