So, OMG! Demi Lovato and Trace Cyrus have been flirting vomitaneously over Twitter for a while now, so it was only a matter of time before the two broadcasted their inevitable falling out over that site as well. Of course, no tween celebrity breakup is complete without the requisite stage mom stepping in to meddle and add her own two cents. Dude this is so like when, like in English class?, Hector made out with Andromache and then she Twittered that his dick is so tiny.

Demi’s recently taken to writing such illuminating Tweets as…

(YES.) And…

Burn! Gaywad! Take that. Trace, for his part, has been writing similarly profound Tweets:

OMGGGGG.

As someone who currently very much has a mullet (shut up shut up shut up): Aw!

Sweet, but. What happened to telling your loved ones this sort of thing in person or over the phone instead of announcing it over Twitter?

Original Story: http://guanabee.com/2009/07/demi-lova...