Going to a big school has given me a chance to make friends with a lot of people of color. This experience has been highly valuable, as I have learned that not all black people have sickle-cell.
My best friends down here are all black. And whenever I go out, its usually with said black people to clubs that cater to urban crowds. While I found out that not all people of color have the aforementioned painful blood disorder, I also learned that "these people" have a very interesting way of categorizing women, or "bitches" as they call them.
Here's the ranking system, from worst to best:
1. That's the worst bitch up in here. Most likely, the girl was a helpless victim of fetal alcohol syndrome. Or she has a really pretty face, but has no ass (a quality held above anything to black guys...including diamonds, silencers, and the no-snitching code).
2. She aight. Often said using a hand motion used when rolling dice in a game of c-lo in alley way up by ones face. She may have some ass, but not enough to enjoy.
3. Yeah, She could get it. At first, this one was tough to decipher. What was "it" exactly? Child support payments? Love? Nuclear secrets? Once I realized what it was, I began to dig deeper into this statement. The girl is just above alright, but not hot. This often applies to girls that are older. This completely differs from.....
4. SHE could get it. Notice the "yeah" has been removed from the equation. The girl definitely has a huge ass. Black guy will "ax" the girl to come home with him.
5. That bitch is badd. The holy trinity: 36-25-42 measurements. She has been spotted in videos of southern rap artists, and maybe even the KING magazine swimsuit edition. For more info on the trinity, go to :59.
My best friends down here are all black. And whenever I go out, its usually with said black people to clubs that cater to urban crowds. While I found out that not all people of color have the aforementioned painful blood disorder, I also learned that "these people" have a very interesting way of categorizing women, or "bitches" as they call them.
Here's the ranking system, from worst to best:
1. That's the worst bitch up in here. Most likely, the girl was a helpless victim of fetal alcohol syndrome. Or she has a really pretty face, but has no ass (a quality held above anything to black guys...including diamonds, silencers, and the no-snitching code).
2. She aight. Often said using a hand motion used when rolling dice in a game of c-lo in alley way up by ones face. She may have some ass, but not enough to enjoy.
3. Yeah, She could get it. At first, this one was tough to decipher. What was "it" exactly? Child support payments? Love? Nuclear secrets? Once I realized what it was, I began to dig deeper into this statement. The girl is just above alright, but not hot. This often applies to girls that are older. This completely differs from.....
4. SHE could get it. Notice the "yeah" has been removed from the equation. The girl definitely has a huge ass. Black guy will "ax" the girl to come home with him.
5. That bitch is badd. The holy trinity: 36-25-42 measurements. She has been spotted in videos of southern rap artists, and maybe even the KING magazine swimsuit edition. For more info on the trinity, go to :59.
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