Life is a lot like an episode of The Twilight Zone. There's a moralist agenda thrust upon us at every turn, endings come out of left field and we get to have sex with robot-women on a distant prison planet. I just watched "A Nice Place to Visit," about a gangster who dies and goes to a paradise where everything he desires is handed to him, only to find this arrangement unsatisfactory. It got me thinking of other Things You Think You Want to Happen in Life That Would Actually Su...