Top 10 Ways to Improve the All-Star Game

10) Each losing team player is suspended for one game 9) Add a "suicide" contest, just so we can see grown men throwing at each other and running like refugees8) Play the World Series winning team against the rest of the league, just so we can hear the fans of that team bitch about not getting any time off7) Add a certain amount of urgency to the game by making it winner take-all on the money, and each member of the losing team is also paying out of their own pocket6) The fifth inning is the Beer Inning, where every fielder, pitcher and hitter must chug a beer, and if a run is scored, everyone in the stadium must also chug a beer5) If the game is tied in the later innings, the hitters switch to aluminum bats4) Increase the Internet voting experience to add a dunk tank for particularly annoying players, broadcasters, owners and commissioners3) The three words that could change the All Star Game forever: Bullpen Cart Racing2) As the macho response to Home Run Derby, the Hit Batsman Sh...