10) Why does Bud Light feel that having a sound system as crappy as my beer is a win?9) Why, exactly, should non-humorous infants make me want to use a stock trading service?8) Will changing the color of the taco shell from my wretched Taco Bell meal change, in any way, the soul-crushing diarrhea and self-loathing?7) I get that the sexy forest nymph makes me want to buy Direct TV, but why the slacker black dude with the elephant? (And a follow-up question; do I need to be high to switch and i...