(Johnson, for those of you who somehow didn't know, was the Eagles longtime defensive coordinator. Yesterday, he died from cancer at age 68. He will be missed. Like, say, right now.)10) "You actually have linebackers here."9) "Here's your Super Bowl ring. Sorry we didn't get it to you earlier -- it was just a test of faith."8) "Don't worry. We don't allow Cowboys, Giants or Redskins."7) "From over here, you can hear the lamentations of re...