Found October 25, 2009 on Five Tool Tool: Yardbarker Blogger Network
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12)Philadelphia has grown their talent, which the Yankees generally find quaint11) The Phillies steroid and spousal abusers are minor players, instead of major stars10) Scientific research has proven that a Phillies repeat will cause Mets Fan to kill themself in more entertaining ways9) A millennium that's free of Yankee championships is a good millennium8) It's not often that you can root for the defending champion with a $132 million annual payroll and have them be the plucky underdogs7) A Yankees loss will make Boston Fan happy, and as we all know, nothing is more painful on this or any other earth than Boston Fan unhappy6) If the Phillies win, the Yankees will continue the wacky "Weekend at Bernie's" routine they've been doing with Big Stein's body5) It's revenge for 1950, dammit, and will finally allow Richie Ashburn's ghost to rest4) Preferring Frank Sinatra singing "New York" to Harry Kalas singing "High Hopes" is indicative of a persistent soul sickness3) Because the phrase "Alex Rodriguez, World Champion" makes Baby Jesus cry2) Unlike the Yankees, the Phillies' management doesn't get their rocks off from dry humping 9/111) Because rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for cancer, the casino, or a casino that will give you cancerhttp://fivetooltool.blogspot.com - The Sports Blog That Loves You Back!

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