As WildHawks so graciously informed us last week, a 38-year-old married cougar and a 26-year-old with a girlfriend sent the metrodome out with a "bang" at the Iowa v. Minnesota game a few weeks ago. As funny as the story was at the time, it's taken on a life of its own since then. Seriously, this story is like Mike Gundy press conferences on YouTube...it's a gift that keeps on giving.
Highlights include:
"I don't know who this man is. I just found out his name in the paper""I don't deny that it did happened, because, obviously, there are police reports""Everybody thinks something was slipped into my drink....Right, and that's what my lawyer and I are working on."There's really only two people missing from this story, the guy having sex and the cop that found them. The guy hasn't spoken about it yet, but SbB has an idea where he may be...Meanwhile, we haven't yet heard from our hero, Ross Walsh. He's probably too busy wading through the high-five processional outside his house.As for the cop, well, the police spokesman in Minneapolis offered this little nugget regarding the woman-as-a-victim theory..."All I can say is the actions went on for some period of time with many witnesses on hand and no one reported either party was objecting."Touche, sir.
Highlights include:
- Ironic Newspaper Headlines..."Dome Incident..." It's almost too easy.
- MySpace photos of the culprits hitting the internet (courtesy of SportsbyBrooks)
- One woman fired from their job as an administrator at an assisted living center.
- Allegations of a drug being slipped in a drink, without any...you know...details to back it up.
- And, one cougar who can't stop pumping out quotes to keep the story alive.
"I don't know who this man is. I just found out his name in the paper""I don't deny that it did happened, because, obviously, there are police reports""Everybody thinks something was slipped into my drink....Right, and that's what my lawyer and I are working on."There's really only two people missing from this story, the guy having sex and the cop that found them. The guy hasn't spoken about it yet, but SbB has an idea where he may be...Meanwhile, we haven't yet heard from our hero, Ross Walsh. He's probably too busy wading through the high-five processional outside his house.As for the cop, well, the police spokesman in Minneapolis offered this little nugget regarding the woman-as-a-victim theory..."All I can say is the actions went on for some period of time with many witnesses on hand and no one reported either party was objecting."Touche, sir.
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