Unverified Voracity Doesn't Talk Much

Hopefully more zany Michigan-related stories come up. LSUFreek on the Armanti Edwards lawnmower incident: It's the kittens that make it. Meanwhile, Justin Feagin's planned transfer to Appalachian State is off. App St cites "academic concerns" and, you know, an attempted cocaine deal as reasons. Hopefully the academic concerns are just "you blew a scholarship because tried to broker a cocaine deal for a few hundred bucks and therefore can't be the sharpest tool in the shed" instead of an 0-for-2 APR departure. UFER. It's less than a month before the season and I haven't heard a grown man lose his mind yet. Lame. Also fixed: That comes complete with a frighteningly accurate reproduction of the play in NCAA that I thought would be lame going in but turned out to be dorkily impressive. Let's reproduce the :01 Manningham touchdown next. Somewhere, Lloyd cackles over a snifter of brandy. Braylon Edwards has imbibed some terminology: "The...