I make my living from burrowing into the slimy little corners of ridiculous local sports soap operas, and even I'm sick of this one. Literally every day there's something new to write about that has absolutely nothing to do with the men in tight clothes who throw around the weirdly shaped ball and then occasionally hug each other. You almost don't need to watch the football games to cover this team. This week's arc went from Dan Snyder's apology on Tuesday to John Riggins&...