All-star second baseman Orlando Hudson is currently mired in an 0-22 slump that began on June 27. In that span, not only have his batting average and playing time suffered, but apparently his ability to describe his own inabilities has also taken a turn for the worse. Case in point, his weird tow truck metaphor (via a blurb from The Sports Xchange). “I’m in a trying time right now. I got a flat tire. I can’t call the tow truck. He doesn’t want to come. I got myself in it. I have to get myself out of it.” I get where the gist of the statement. He’s struggling and needs to work his way out of it. But what in that assumes form of the tow...