Why I Blog? The Bling

At times, I wonder why I started a blog. Was it to score with MILFS or bag a few young ladies looking for Daddy Dearest types? Was it the positive financial impact on my bank account's bottom line or am I blogging to provide the nation with a Sheridan stimulus package? Am I blogging to contribute to the nation's elevated discourse on "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" or did I reach for the keyboard to become a blogger/publishing dyamo/younger and more handsome version of Rupert Murdoch in a subversive attempt to undermine the mainstream media.