#1 Mustached American, that is: I can't believe this happened all the way back on Friday and there hasn't been a press release about it from the Diamondbacks yet! Imagine my surprise when I was flipping the channels this morning after a rough night of avoiding handing out Halloween candy, when who's name do I hear as I pass by CBS's Sunday morning news program? Your 2009 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, Clay Zavada. Congrats Clay, now lets see...