Originally written on ouchhah  |  Last updated 7/10/12

How hot is it???  

 so hot the sun  was wearing shades   

  so hot the swimming pool was rejecting everyone  

     so hot the temp gage was using a fan   

   so hot the ice chest was shut locked..

..so hot a robin was teaching a worm how to swim

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7 Comments:
  • So HOT that the sun's surface was cooler than the ground in the Midwest!!!! ")
  • P.S. The Robin could not teach the worm to swim ~ water has dried up!
  • So HOT....them temp gauge busted! ~ Mercury all over the place.
  • So Hot....the digital temp guage died a heated and gooey death.
  • So HOT! NO electricity....so everyone was in the sweltering heat. (That one is true!!)
  • eli Im told is from the midwest??? so I wrote this for those from the MW>...
  • also calleed eye catching
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