Found February 20, 2013 on Busted Coverage:
PLAYERS: Alicia Keys
TEAMS: Houston Astros
How ridiculous are the Houston Astros after coming off a 55-107 season? Someone on this team requested Alicia Keys’ hit “No One” should be played during batting practice, according to this photo tweeted by Houston Chronicle reporter Brian Smith (@ChronAstros). Shall we take a look at the lyrics to this song that’ll make you want to cry and think of road beef in Arizona? I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure That it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I don’t worry ’cause Everything’s gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is Everything’s gonna be alright And no one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I’m feeling No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you Can get in the way of what I feel for you When the rain is pouring down And my heart is hurting You will always be around This I know for certain Of course Houston finished 30th out of 30 MLB teams in hitting during the 2012 season. Maybe miserable music really is appropriate for this squad. Filed under: Baseball
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