My last post with Matt Schaub as a kangaroo got a good response, so I decided to take things one step further. I don’t know if anyone has ever asked what every QB could look like as their team name, but I decided to answer that very question. Because reasons.Things started off easy enough. Most of the teams are just animals. But after the animals end, things start to get a little harder. It’s not too bad, many of the remaining mascots are human in nature.Then things started getting really abstract.Now I know why no one ever asked that question.