Answers from the Groom

Ok, here are things people are going to ask you or things that you should look out for so that your wedding doesn't become a nightmare. 1. What kind of gift should we get you? I can't tell you how many times I've been asked this. First, we have a registry. Second, we like cash. Third, if I get sent another crappy ashtray or homemade ice cream maker.....let's just say I'm not going to be happy. Either follow the registry or give cash, that's the easy answer. Do not deviate from either of those, I don't care how 'cool' you think your gift is going to be. 2. How many people are going to be at the wedding? ****. Is that any of your business? I am only asking you to show up at the reception, receive a free dinner, free drinks and maybe smile a little bit. Does it matter how many people will be there? Is there like a minimum number of people that need to attend before you can come? Just shut up and show up. 3. What can I do to help? Nothing. I really d...