Of course it has been a long time since our last installment in the “Baseball Cap Bank Robbers” series. To be honest, the robbers were getting too boring. Way too many Yankees and Raiders hats. For some reason today seemed like a great day to see what was up with the unemployed jerkoffs. We’re into this series for obvious reasons. What makes a robber go with a certain hat during a robbery? Why one team over the other? Today it’s the Richmond Flying Squirrels baseball hat.
The Progress-Index newspaper in Virginia files this police report:
Police are seeking the public’s help in tracking down a man who robbed a SunTrust bank branch Tuesday morning.
The Chesterfield County Police Department said a man approached a teller in the bank at 12551 Jefferson Davis Highway just before 11 a.m. The man gave the teller a note demanding money and fled on foot with an undisclosed amount of cash.
Police said the man is a white male, mid to late 20s, about six feet tall with a stocky build. He was ...