Clint Bowyer doesn't know how he ended up on P. Diddy's yacht on New Year's Eve while on holiday in St. Barts.
Nor does he know how his NASCAR rival Jeff Gordon ended up at the same party.
But Bowyer, who hails from the Sunflower State, realized quickly he wasn't in Kansas anymore.
"It was the damndest boat you've ever seen in your life," Bowyer remarked of the ship owned by the rapper also known as Sean "Puffy" Combs. "I'm from Kansas. We don't have big boats in Kansas. We don't have very big bodies of water. So, I think he was on that same boat. (Bowyer laughs) But there were a lot of other people on there and there was a big time being had. So, yes, he was on there. I think it was on the same island.
"I'm pretty sure he was on there. It was pretty late."
But the "Battle in St. Barts" or the rematch between Bowyer and Gordon following their ongong feud from 2012 never materialized. And Bowyer didn't want to discuss it. Yet when pressed for details, the affable driver couldn't resist.
"Yes, we held hands and walked on the boat, discussed the past year and enjoyed ourselves throughout the whole vacation," Bowyer said with a grin. "That was the one person that I definitely wanted to vacation with. Yes, I couldn't wait to get there for that very reason."
As rivalries go, the feud between Bowyer and Gordon -- which ignited at Martinsville Speedway in April and escalated throughout the season before exploding in Phoenix after the four-time champion dumped Bowyer's No. 15 Toyota -- appears far from over.
Throughout last year, the grudge lingered primarily from the Hendrick Motorsports side. After the Phoenix row Gordon acknowledged he was simply "fed up" with the way Bowyer raced. And he still hadn't forgiven the Michael Waltrip Racing driver for taking him out in the Goody's 500 at Martinsville when Gordon was contending for team owner Rick Hendrick's 200th win.
When Gordon was asked at the Sprint Cup Champion's banquet in Las Vegas last month to offer odds on if the battle in St. Barts would decide it all, he replied, "I think it just shows the love and passion that Clint has for me, that he chose to take his only two weeks off and come hang out with me in St. Barts."
Bowyer finally squashed the discussion on Thursday with an exasperated, "Who cares?"
He was more than willing to discuss his time on the island even though after this trip Bowyer and Kevin Harvick will forever be known as the party crashers.
"The coolest thing was just being down there," Bowyer said. "I've never been much out of the country - the Bahamas. I found that place (St. Barts) a few years back and went down there. It's a neat place to vacation - so, so different from any place I've ever been. Just to be able to hang out and ring in the New Year in such a cool fashion. It was almost surreal to be on a boat like that. It's just incredible. P. Diddy's boat . . . we just stumbled down there. I don't even know that we were invited. We just went. Harvick and I just made our way down there. It was bigger than my 14-foot jon boat I can promise you that."