The last time I really paid attention to Brian Hartline, he was bending over his then-girlfriend, Lindsay, in some Ohio State apartment. We called it his draft preparation and figured the guy would flame out of the NFL in a couple season.
Here we are in 2013 and Hartline is with a different girlfriend, Kara Conard (@karaconard), and Instagramming bikini photos from an Antigua vacation. Keep in mind that Hartline recently signed a 5-year, $31 million contract. Antigua time!
(Antigua must do great marketing to NFL players. Remember earlier in the week when we found Jimmy Clausen & Golden Tate with their girlfriends? They were in Antigua.)
The big news from the Hartline-Conard trip was the souvenir that Harts brought back to the States. The prized treasure would be a photo of the two playing beer pong at the Sandals resort.
You must give Hartline credit. On paper, the guy screams douchebag. Then he goes out and picks up dime pieces like they’re those mints you get with the check at dinner. The guy is coming off a 74 catch, 1,083 yard season in a league that won’t let the defense hit wide receivers. He’s now a legit performer in the NFL.
We’re actually pretty happy for Harts. He has stuck to his game and keeps posting photos of his hot girlfriends on the Internet. It’s a match made in heaven between the two of us.
Sure, he might pull dbag moves like buying a beer pong photo in Antigua, but the hot girlfriend thing eases this case of douchebaggery.
Expect more great things to come from #82.
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