C-a-C: 'So, how many of me could you beat up in a fight?'

Zach Kniestedt, 10, stands on some boxes to interview all seven-feet of Kings center Spencer Hawes(notes) for his sports blog during the Kings' NBA Media Day in Sacramento. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins some milk and cookies. Good luck, kids. After the jump, Boozer and Korver go fishing.Winner, AllThatJazz:Next up in the Masha Kirilenko 2009 fall line ... the basketball purse. Strong enough for a starter, but built for a one trick pony!Co-runner-up, bifftime:Boozer: You know Kyle, this is a g.d. [expletive] of an unsatisfactory situation.Korver: I wish I knew how to quit you.Boozer: I was talking about my position on the team.Korver: (Pause) Me too. Co-runner-up, GWiss: Carlos Boozer(notes), packed and ready to leave Utah. Kyle Korver(notes), still not sure what the hell is happening.