Cake: "Sick of You"

The last two weeks haven’t been the best in the world of Sheridan. Oh, I could certainly regale you with woeful tales for what passes for my life, but I’ll save all of that for my nearly completed memoir. The hardcover should do well, but the trade paperback will draw a larger following from a less mobile income group, which will fully appreciate the sheer folly for what passes for my uniquely American existence.