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My life is winning every second, but who will rise to the top of baseball like a big goddamn F-18 jet plane? Just like in baseball, baseball scores don’t lie baby.
This season I like the Yankees to win the AL East, mostly because I appreciate Derek Jeters ability to never stop winning, baby. Reminds me of a young myself, bringing the goddesses in, using their talents, and swiftly cutting the cord as they leave his beautiful home.
I like anyone but the Tigers to win the AL Central. Sharpen your bayonet and play to win, Miguel Cabrera. YOU DON’T QUIT WHEN THE PLANE IS FLYING, BRO! BLINK AND HEAL YOURSELF!
In the AL Best, I’ll take the Oakland A’s. Billy Beane is a good friend, he was recently over a my very awesome home which has a theater in it. We viewed my performance in Scary Movie 3, then discussed what Anna Faris looks like naked.
Over in the NL East, I’ll take the Nationals. That Bryce Harper kid has got some real fire breathing fists.
The season in the NL Central I like the Reds. Lemme tell you about the time in 1993 I hung out with Rob Dibble…..
(Tells a 30 minute story that involves himself, Dibble, a mail box, a unreleased Tupac LP, Cool Whip, a set of rare Italian steak knives,12 hookers, and a Super Soaker.)
……and Dibs said ”WIN ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS!!!!!”
Speaking of awesome dudes, in the NL West, I like Brian Wilson and the Giants. This guy wants me to mentor him. I told him, man, all you need in this life is family, money, and f-ck ton of hookers and coke. He turned to me and said ”Ninja, I’m on it already brother”.
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