Create-a-Caption: Jermaine Dye makes a break for it at The Cell

Because an underachieving right fielder in Chicago can never be too careful these days ... So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read? Follow the jump for winners from last Thursday's C-a-C featuring a human sundae: Mike Carp experiences a true brain freeze 1st — phubbies. "Mike Carp looks directly at the Ark of the Covenant."2nd — adam. "After hitting his first MLB home run, Mike Carp(notes) explains to the reporter that he owes it all to the new face cream given to him by Barry Bonds(notes) during spring training."3rd — Jim S. "At least Carp is showing some Good Humor."HM — It's Laker Nation. "Here to discuss the abnormal Seattle heat is Mike Carp."HM — JerBear50. "Realizing he's about to be on TV, Carp makes a desperate attempt to prevent embarassment. Despite a valiant effort, he's still identifiable as a Mariner."HM — Tom. " ...