Create-a-caption: 'Sick watch, Kemp'

Warriors forward Corey Maggette(notes) (left) greets Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp during halftime of a game against the Clips on Monday night in Los Angeles. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins a dance with the Phillies. Good luck. After the jump, KG gets ready to kill the hallway.Winner, airicow:Security Guard: "I wish the Boston PD would give me a call."Camera Guy: "I wish I could be the camera guy for Tool Academy."Kevin Garnett(notes): "I wish I married Khloe Kardashian."Co-runner-up, Bibz:(talking to himself) "C'mon Kevin, relax. It's just basketball. Stick to the basics. Defend, talk trash, shoot, talk more trash, establish early post positions, act generally crazy. You've been doing this most of your life. Lets go Kev. It's game time!"Co-runner-up, Sky P:KG: "Man I still can't believe I screwed that up! 'Impossible is nothing.' 'Impossible is nothing.' How in the world did I come up with ...