Create-a-Caption: This picture of John Smoltz just got sadder

Early this morning, I selected this picture of John Smoltz handing over the ball over to Terry Francona for today's Create-a-Caption. Of course, he's since been cut by the Red Sox which means this could well be the last shot ever taken of Smoltz the pitcher. Kinda sad, really. I briefly debated going with something else, but because we have no golden calves that are not named Tim Lincecum, I decided to stick with it. John's always been a big boy. So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read? Follow the jump for winners from Wednesday's C-a-C featuring Barry Zito & Co. All pitchers are not compensated equally 1st — jds. Zito takes a curtain call, which was odd considering no one called for it. 2nd — Adam W. Zito gives Houston fans a curtain call for last year's stellar 6.94 ERA against the Astros. 3rd — uhoh. Zito watches the game oblivious of the "Screw Texas" s...