Originally written on Busted Coverage  |  Last updated 11/17/14

Try to find a flaw with 34″ DDD, Internet legend Denise Milani. We’ve given you 105 photos to find a flaw. Overkill? Um, don’t want you guys complaining that you need more research. Here’s why we’re updating you on the life of Denise. She’s just days away from her very first fitness bikini competition. You know the ones. It’s the hot chicks without muscles competition before the ugly chicks and dudes pose down.

We’ve already adjusted our Hottest Athletes of 2011 list.

Denise wrote on November 18: I’m so excited…. the fitness competition is coming up soon! Here is a picture taken when I was practicing my posing routine:). We’ve tracked her Twitter and Facebook updates for the last 35 days or so and she’s been training for at least 8 weeks for this contest.

Find a flaw. We dare you.

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It’s still a mystery to us how Milani doesn’t dominate a fitness bikini competition. How can a judge possibly forget her performance. Those giant DDDs just knocking water bottles off their table. Camera flashes blasting off like errant Iraqi anti-aircraft fire.

Those of you who might not know, Denise isn’t all rack and no skill. According to her Twitter account, she’s a certified National Council on Strength and Fitness – Equinox Academy Training Program – Certified Spinning Instructor.

BC has an email into Milani HQ as to exacts of when and where this competition will go down. We have boots on the ground in L.A. ready to react. Stay tuned.

[Denise Milani - Model Mayhem] [@Deniselifestyle]

Filed under: Featured Strip, Features, Girls


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