Originally posted on Chicks in the Huddle  |  Last updated 11/1/11


In the tradition of great modern day love triangles like Archie, Betty and Veronica…Bella, Edward and Jacob… or Zach Morris, Kelly Kapowski and A.C. Slater…comes another tale of twisted hearts that is just as captivating…and equally make believe.

Kim Kardashian, the ultimate Halloween trick, gave us all quite a fright when she announced plans to divorce her lifelong love (72 days counts for “lifelong” in Hollywood, right?) Kris Humphries. We had all heard the rumors about how things just weren’t working out for the newlyweds, given the pressure of the reality TV spotlight. And we all suspected that if Kim had to choose between the E! network and the man she took vows with, well, curly haired dude didn’t stand a chance.

But it turns out the ghost of publicity stunts boyfriends past just may have had something to do with “Kard-umphries” demise. Kim was reportedly spotted on a “friendly date” with her old flame Reggie Bush in New York over the weekend. He was in town for the Giants/Dolphins game, in which he finally ran for over 100 yards. Hmm..could it be a coincidence that Reggie Bush would have a breakout game after sharing the same space with the black athlete’s good luck charm? Methinks not…

Two powerful men…one apparently very powerful piece of poontang. Oh…it’s all just so Shakespearean!

So what’s the next chapter in this staged epic love story? Will Kim ever find the movie deal prince charming she’s been seeking all this time? And more importantly, was she with Kris long enough that her coochie karma will lead the Nets to a successful season? Stay tuned my friends. Something tells me this saga still has a few installments left, at least until her contract with E! is up…

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