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And it’s just as bad as you thought it would be. It should be illegal for any man who WASN’T born in the USA to sing this song, but especially super-illegal for a goofy seven-foot tall man who was born in Germany. The Boss deserves better.
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I don't think Dirk Nowitzki will be quitting his day job any time soon.
The video is obviously meant to be funny, and I guess the fact that he doesn't appear to know what he's even singing does strengthen that assertion. Adding to that, he's German after all and not even "born in the USA." And as far as I can tell, he's not even drunk in this video...
If you value your speakers and your eardrums, DO NOT turn up the volume.
It’s been an NBA kind of day around the old website here, so it seems only fitting we feature another NBA related post, albeit one that is quite a bit more fanciful and carefree than Dwight Howard’s airball free throw and Kobe’s terrifying death stare.
Enter Mavs forward Dirk Nowitzki. The big German...
Mavericks All-World forward Dirk Nowitzki jammed to some Bruce Springsteen to pass the time as he recovers from knee surgery he had a couple weeks ago.
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As far as in-arena entertainment, The Dallas Mavericks consistently provide highly amusing bits to occupy their crowd during timeouts and lulls in the action. Earlier we showcased their parody of the new dance craze, “Gangnam Style,” we’ve also seen them create versions of popular songs like Kanye West’s “Power”. Up next, “Mavs Playeraoke.” This involves [...]
“Sandy, the aurora is rising behind us.
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- Bruce Springsteen
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The Dallas Mavericks suffered a big blow when they lost 11-time All-Star Dirk Nowitzki to knee surgery. O.J. Mayo's play of late has made Nowitzki's absence a little easier to withstand.
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At some point in the next few weeks, the Dallas Mavericks will welcome Dirk Nowitzki back to the lineup. But against all odds, they're doing just fine without him.
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His musical icon, David Hasselhoff, should beware.