Don't let Heatley ruin your wedding; Oilers make desperate pitch

"Dany Heatley won't be attending the wedding of Senators linemate Jason Spezza this weekend. Just as well. Heatley would be out of place where people are making commitments." - Off The Posts, July 23We usually don't clip full blog entries from other sites, so we hope the Ottawa Sun's Chris Stevenson doesn't mind that we felt the need to share his entire well-played three-liner. Heatley, the self-exiled Ottawa Senators winger who requested a trade this summer, apparently thought better than to encourage media infiltration of the Spezzas' special day with his attendance. There's really nothing more awkward than getting peppered with questions about your motivations, intentions and regrets while standing on line for rubbery pasta at the buffet. Especially when it's Daniel Alfredsson asking the questions. Our friend Erin Nicks of The Universal Cynic is, of course, cynical:That being said, I just thought I'd throw out this conspiracy theory for y...