Erin Andrews and Danica Patrick Have Serious Issues

by David WhitleyFiled under: Indianapolis Motor Speedway, IRL, Danica Patrick, Indianapolis 500 Most people want to be taken seriously at work. So wouldn't you love Erin Andrews to interview Danica Patrick at this weekend's Indianapolis 500? Oh, to see the thought bubbles above their heads. Andrews: "Why am I talking to a bikini model?" Patrick: "Does this bimbo know a fan belt from a garter belt?" The average American male wouldn't care what the women said as long as they flashed a little cleavage and a lot of leg. That's a problem, though it's one Patrick and Andrews have willingly brought on themselves. They've broken Rule No. 1 for being taken seriously: Don't writhe on a bed or a car hood as millions of people ogle along. It's okay if you're auditioning for a Snoop Dogg video, but you won't see Helio Castroneves or Robin Roberts doing it. The realization hit me like a ton of sequins this week as two great sportin...